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Make It Myself

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It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!
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Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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Lightning

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Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.
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Overton

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I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.
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Bazookasaurus

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In contrast to the deep booming sound associated with the cannon in pop culture depictions, recent studies show it actually made more of a 'toot toot!' noise.
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Solar Warning

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This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.
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Electric Vehicles

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Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.
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Dental Formulas

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I mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.
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Little Red Dots

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After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.
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Amperage

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Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?
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Eliminating the Impossible

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'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.
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Plums

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My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.
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SNEWS

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People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.
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Bad Map Projection: Zero Declination

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'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.
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Installation

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Do YOU remember the skylight being this big?
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Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

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Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.
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Binary Star

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The discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.
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Groundhog Day Meaning

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Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.
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Proof Without Content

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There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.
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