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Plate Flip

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It's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.
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Beam Pipe

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'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom
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Nostalgia Content

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Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.
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Planetary Science

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The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.
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Detector

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No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.
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Sunbeam

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While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.
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Ancestral Genomes

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SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.
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Aperiodic Table

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Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.
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Horizontal Stabilizers

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It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.
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Bottle

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"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."
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Simple Machines

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It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.
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Border Message

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Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.
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Types of Board Game

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I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.
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Europa Missions

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Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.
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Make It Myself

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It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!
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Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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Lightning

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Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.
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Overton

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I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.
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Bazookasaurus

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In contrast to the deep booming sound associated with the cannon in pop culture depictions, recent studies show it actually made more of a 'toot toot!' noise.
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