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Make It Myself

✇ xkcd.com
15. April 2026 um 02:00
It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!

Countdown Standard

✇ xkcd.com
13. April 2026 um 02:00
Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Lightning

✇ xkcd.com
10. April 2026 um 02:00
Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.

Overton

✇ xkcd.com
08. April 2026 um 02:00
I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.
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Bazookasaurus

✇ xkcd.com
06. März 2026 um 01:00
In contrast to the deep booming sound associated with the cannon in pop culture depictions, recent studies show it actually made more of a 'toot toot!' noise.

Solar Warning

✇ xkcd.com
04. März 2026 um 01:00
This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.

Electric Vehicles

✇ xkcd.com
02. März 2026 um 01:00
Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.

Dental Formulas

✇ xkcd.com
27. Februar 2026 um 01:00
I mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.

Little Red Dots

✇ xkcd.com
25. Februar 2026 um 01:00
After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.

Amperage

✇ xkcd.com
23. Februar 2026 um 01:00
Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?

Eliminating the Impossible

✇ xkcd.com
20. Februar 2026 um 01:00
'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.

Plums

✇ xkcd.com
18. Februar 2026 um 01:00
My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.

SNEWS

✇ xkcd.com
16. Februar 2026 um 01:00
People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.

Bad Map Projection: Zero Declination

✇ xkcd.com
13. Februar 2026 um 01:00
'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.

Installation

✇ xkcd.com
11. Februar 2026 um 01:00
Do YOU remember the skylight being this big?

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

✇ xkcd.com
06. Februar 2026 um 01:00
Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.

Binary Star

✇ xkcd.com
04. Februar 2026 um 01:00
The discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.

Groundhog Day Meaning

✇ xkcd.com
02. Februar 2026 um 01:00
Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.

Proof Without Content

✇ xkcd.com
30. Januar 2026 um 01:00
There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.
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