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Apples

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12. Dezember 2025 um 01:00
The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.

Fishing

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10. Dezember 2025 um 01:00
'That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.'

Hyperacute Interdynamics

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08. Dezember 2025 um 01:00
Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.

Chessboard Alignment

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05. Dezember 2025 um 01:00
Luckily, the range is limited by the fact that the square boundary lines follow great circles.

Heart Mountain

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31. Oktober 2025 um 01:00
Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."

Airspeed

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29. Oktober 2025 um 01:00
Carefully maneuvering the balloon down a mineshaft in an effort to break the OTHER altitude record

Document Forgery

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27. Oktober 2025 um 01:00
It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...

Continents

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24. Oktober 2025 um 02:00
The inflection point was probably in late 1966 or 1967, so when Neil Armstrong flew to space on Gemini 8, plate tectonics was not widely accepted, but when he landed on the Moon three years later it was the mainstream consensus.

Fantastic Four

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24. September 2025 um 02:00
One perk of being born at 0.88c is that your birthday is over two days long.

Piercing

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22. September 2025 um 02:00
Some lava around the piercing site is normal, but keep an eye out for spreading earthquakes and eruptive activity that might indicate rifting.

Phase Changes

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19. September 2025 um 02:00
People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.

Question Mark

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17. September 2025 um 02:00
Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...

Global Ranking

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02. Juli 2025 um 02:00
Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.

Dehumidifier

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30. Juni 2025 um 02:00
It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.

Laser Danger

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27. Juni 2025 um 02:00
To combat the threat, many airlines are installing wing-mounted spray bottles.

Weather Balloons

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25. Juni 2025 um 02:00
Once you add the balloons into the model, it makes forecasting easier overall--the forecast is always 'cold and dark, with minimal solar-driven convection.'

T. Rex Evolution

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24. Januar 2025 um 01:00
Unfortunately, body size and bite force continue to increase.

Unit Circle

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22. Januar 2025 um 01:00
They're continuing to search for a square with the same area as the circle, as efforts to construct one have run into difficulties.

Chemical Formulas

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20. Januar 2025 um 01:00
Can you pass the nackle?
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