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Accretionary Arc

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14. August 2026 um 02:00
The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.

Geology Building

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12. August 2026 um 02:00
The administration thinks it's weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.

Size and Lifespan

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10. August 2026 um 02:00
With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.

Trick Play

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07. August 2026 um 02:00
I've been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.
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Latitude and Longitude

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17. Juli 2026 um 02:00
NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).

Time Change

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15. Juli 2026 um 02:00
All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.

The Princess and the Pea

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13. Juli 2026 um 02:00
Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.

Toasting Marshmallows

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10. Juli 2026 um 02:00
We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.

Holes

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01. Juli 2026 um 02:00
If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.

Asteroid Threat

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29. Juni 2026 um 02:00
Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.

720 Ollie

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26. Juni 2026 um 02:00
This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.

Baryon Asymmetry

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24. Juni 2026 um 02:00
Wait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays ... right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?

Messi

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17. Juni 2026 um 02:00
Commentators agree that this will probably be the last World Cup in which Messi faces serious competition.

Tethys

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15. Juni 2026 um 02:00
In order to carry the necessary crafting supplies, they built the ships at 12:1 scale.

Plate Flip

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12. Juni 2026 um 02:00
It's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.

Beam Pipe

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10. Juni 2026 um 02:00
'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom

Nostalgia Content

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08. Juni 2026 um 02:00
Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Planetary Science

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05. Juni 2026 um 02:00
The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.

Detector

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03. Juni 2026 um 02:00
No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.
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