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Nostalgia Content

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08. Juni 2026 um 02:00
Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Planetary Science

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05. Juni 2026 um 02:00
The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.

Detector

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03. Juni 2026 um 02:00
No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.

Sunbeam

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01. Juni 2026 um 02:00
While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.

Ancestral Genomes

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29. Mai 2026 um 02:00
SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.

Aperiodic Table

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06. Mai 2026 um 02:00
Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.

Horizontal Stabilizers

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04. Mai 2026 um 02:00
It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.

Bottle

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01. Mai 2026 um 02:00
"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young."

Simple Machines

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29. April 2026 um 02:00
It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.

Border Message

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22. April 2026 um 02:00
Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.

Types of Board Game

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20. April 2026 um 02:00
I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.

Europa Missions

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17. April 2026 um 02:00
Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.

Make It Myself

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15. April 2026 um 02:00
It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!

Countdown Standard

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13. April 2026 um 02:00
Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

Lightning

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10. April 2026 um 02:00
Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.

Overton

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08. April 2026 um 02:00
I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.

Bazookasaurus

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06. März 2026 um 01:00
In contrast to the deep booming sound associated with the cannon in pop culture depictions, recent studies show it actually made more of a 'toot toot!' noise.

Solar Warning

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04. März 2026 um 01:00
This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.

Electric Vehicles

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02. März 2026 um 01:00
Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.
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